We interrupt Iron Pentacle Friday for a special bulletin:

Today is Kyeli’s birthday!

(For those of you not playing along at home, Kyeli is my lovely wife. We’ve been married for three and a half years, and they’ve been the happiest and awesomest years of my life. So far. I’m sure the ones to come will be even awesomer.)

She’s a brilliant star, and this is her day to shine. She’s sweet, passionate, intense, fierce, brilliant, creative, powerful, gorgeous, clever, sexy, and caring.

And so, on this special day, I could do no less than to hire a potato to send her special birthday wishes.